how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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