I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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