Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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