went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
this is an emotional support booty call
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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