Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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