Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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