She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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