I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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