I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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