nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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