Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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