white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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