i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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