I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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