gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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