I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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