Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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