There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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