Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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