Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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