Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you had me at cake vodka
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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