Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
