So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
