i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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