even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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