i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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