Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
