you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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