Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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