i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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