We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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