dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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