Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?