my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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