This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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