Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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