Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just threw up on my dentist
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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