Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Someone shit on the floor
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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