I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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