thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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