Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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