question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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