there's paper in my vomit.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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