I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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