So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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