chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.