Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(586): View more from Michigan

Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom

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(417): View more from Missouri

I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(716): View more from New York

Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her

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(936): View more from Texas

you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"

(1-936): View more from Texas

I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class

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(706): View more from Georgia

If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?

(901): View more from Tennessee

Most definitely.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?

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