Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't believe he cheated

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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(409): View more from Texas

nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

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(925): View more from California

It smells like ranch

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Must be all the white people

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other

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(949): View more from California

Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?

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