I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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