i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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