Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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