So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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