White coat. Heels.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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