She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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