Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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