Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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