Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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