So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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